typegsir:

shhhhhhhhhhhhhh* just hit this blunt and have sex with me

(via the-maddabber)

ladygagarbage:

when you masturbate twice on the same day

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(via memento-monet)

Can we do cute things like go to aquariums, kiss in the rain, have cute day trips, and have really rough sex

(Source: cuntoxica, via lovealwaysmeganrae)

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

(via insatiableme23)

I’m thinking of starting a petition to get the NHL to change home jerseys back to white and away the team’s “darks.”
It’s just THE WAY THINGS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!

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